Funny Gifts

A comedy for BBC Radio 2 starring Miranda Hart (Hyperdrive Absolutely Fabulous Jack Dee's Lead Balloon) and written by Miranda Hart and Tony Roche with additional material by Richard Hurst and Leisa Rea. ; ; Miranda (Miranda Hart) is an unconventional woman: a very tall life-embracing self-effacing clown who is at her happiest amongst the whoopey cushions and wind-up teeth of her Joke Shop. ; ; She's determined to find out what it takes to be a truly girly girl to deal with her outrageously embarrassing mother in public places to get herself a boyfriend and to persuade other people to take life less seriously.

This unique Chairman Mao Mechanical Watch features a moving welcome from the Chairman himself.This extra-ordinary Waving Hand Wristwatch has a wind-up mechanism and requires no batteries, so the Chairman Mao never tires of waving to his faithful followers.A single wave from the Chairman has inspired massive reactions in the past. What will it do for you?A brilliant gift for the communist in your life! Complete with real leather strap and luminous hands Splash proof No batteries ever required Presentation box included

The ultimate gift for grumpy gits!Contains all kinds of funny items that are sure to raise a smile with all but the grumpiest of grumpy gits.There’s a pair of grumpy git ear plugs for blocking out things like fun and laughter, a stick especially for poking, a grumpy old git warning sign for your car, and more!Get one for your grumpy git now.Features Grumpy gits all over the country deserve this gift! Contains various amusing grumpy git related items Ear plugs, poking stick, car window sticker and more!

6 HILARIOUS EXCUSES TO GET OFF THE PHONE! Ever been stuck on the phone and need an excuse to hang up? This keyring gives you 6! Have you ever needed help getting off the phone with someone? Perhaps a long winded neighbor, or a pesky tele-marketer? Well - we have just the solution for you. Introducing our unique " Pocket - Get off the Phone Excuse Machine". This little device gives you "6" different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spot - and get you off of the phone "fast". Freedom is just "the press of a button" away. Includes: Door Bell Chinese Delivery Siren Static Baby Crying Knock Knock Batteries

There’s a new Sheriff in town! You! Show the outlaws who’s the fastest gunslinger around! This cool interactive shooting gallery puts your reflexes and sharp shooting abilities to the ultimate test. Saloon Shoot is a great party game for two or more players. Who’ll get the high score? Who’s the fastest gun in the west? A great gift for any fan of old fashioned wild west movies.

With just a few taps on the intuitive keys, you can trace everything you spend on clothes, online, going out, holiday, work and more. Use this information to better manage your funds, and as a really easy way of checking your accounts – an easy way to avoid fraud and spot it before it happens to you! The Safe Spend also features the ability to track spending on multiple cards.A great way to keep tabs on your money. Features: Keep tabs on your outgoing funds Can cover multiple credit cards Keeps spending in chronological order for easy checking Follow your spending for all kinds of activities: shopping, home, school, going out, etc.

Official Sealand Merchandise to celebrate the 40th Anniversary: Pearls are the natural jewels of the sea and they are also a symbol of love and purity. The wonderful Sealand Pearl makes the most delightful gift for the Lady or Baroness of Sealand in your life. The essence of this phenomenal gift is the suspense of watching your loved one prise open the shell and discovering the beautiful jewel of the deep for herself. The pearl is from an oyster cultivated in the tranquil bays of the Mystique East. Most of these pearls will be about 5.5mm in diameter. However you may have the good fortune to discover an even more valuable pearl of anything up to 7.5mm.The oyster is preserved in alcohol and not suitable for consumption. The oyster is supplied in a ring-pull can with transparant sides. The Sealand Pearl In Canned Oyster features an engraved gold plaque with the words "The Principality of Sealand 1967 - 2007" and Sealand's Coat of Arms on its gift box.This outstanding gift is fully approved by the Royal Family of Sealand.Contents of the ring-pull can: One cultured Pearl One oyster

ANSWER YOUR PHONE THE FUN WAY WHEN SANTA CALLS!Cute portable hands-free set for your telephone with built-in microphone and speaker.The Christmas Telephone Teddy Bear is the innovative way to have hands free fun when answering your telephone calls from Father Christmas.Every call is fun and gives you a smile. The festive Teddy is fitted with a special double jack telephone connection and extension lead that plugs straight in to your existing telephone line. The red heart of the Telephone Teddy starts blinking when a call comes in.On receipt of a call just press the Teddy Bear's paw. The festive Teddy starts talking to you and moves its head and mouth during the whole conversation. The Christmas Telephone Teddy brightens up those boring phone calls from your boss or your mother in law and adds a smile to your face without the caller knowing! The cuddly Teddy is an immediate hit with children and a great Christmas gift for everyone who has a telephone! Product Details Cute Teddy Bear that acts as a novelty telephone Easy to use and plugs straight into your existing phone socket Answer phonecalls by pressing Teddies paw When caller speaks the Teddy mimicks their mouth movements Talk to Teddy as normal to talk back to caller No loss of sound or distortion from normal phonecall Full instructions included Ready to use straight from box Great novelty gift to amuse all ages

This hilarious remote control will help you cope with all the stress your darling children put you through. Kids making too much noise? Press the “Be Quiet” button! Son getting sassy? Click “Off” on the Attitude button! There are 21 buttons that, although they might not actually work, should help you cope with the trials and tribulations of parenthood and help keep a smile on your face. It’ll help you share the burden and lighten the atmosphere. A great novelty gift for your other half, or for a parent you might know. Features Control a Kid remote control Novelty remote control with buttons addressing the most common naughty things kids do! Buttons include: “Stop Sulking” “Do Dishes” “Attitude Off” and loads more Sure to raise a smile in the most desperate of situations No batteries require – just a sense of humour!

Unlock the secrets to every personality with the incredible Zodiac Companion! Find anyone's birth sign in the night sky! Now you can locate all 12 zodiac signs with the Zodiac Companion. Gemini... Aquarius... Taurus... Pisces... Virgo.. Find the signs of your friends and family, co-workers and even your pets to discover the keys to their personalities! Select one of the twelve charts and let the Zodiac Companion's internal computer do the rest. The Zodiac Companion will tell you when each sign is viewable, which direction to look in the sky, and even the proper elevation. Illuminated star charts show how stars connect to form signs. The Zodiac Companion also serves as an eye-catching desk clock, displaying your favourite sign. Makes a great gift for those who love astrology or the stars. Features: Automatically locates all 12 signs of the zodiac Shows how the stars connect to form the zodiac signs Includes 12 charts of the zodiac constellation Explore the wisdom of astrology and how to use it to improve life Bonus! Includes free illustrated 156-page book - "Signs in the Sky!" which explores the wisdom of astrology and how the stars relate to you and your loved ones!

THE FUNNIEST CHICKEN EVER! Watch in utter amazement as the crazy chicken does the Chicken Dance! When you finally can't take it anymore, grab its neck just to shut it up. You won't believe the reaction! Simply breathtaking: The chicken squawks, wiggles and squirms like it's choking! Hilarious! Get your Chokin' Chicken today! Features: Has on/off switch Ages 3 and up. Requires 3 AA batteries (included) Two designs

EMPIRE OF THE SONG by Olivia Bailey This great book tells the story of Victorian music, how it emerged and developed through this time of empire building and industrial boom under the reign of Queen Victoria. With free CD! Queen Victoria reigned from 1837 to 1901 and this book outlines the development of popular music over these sixty four years which saw some of the greatest changes in music that Britain has ever seen. It was the time of the British Empire and with it came many cross-cultural influences as well as it being a time of great social change. The Victorians were vigorous and enthusiastic about life and as a nation were extraordinarily industrious. They wrote huge tomes and novels, travelled across continents, encountered new ‘savage’ cultures, established trade, invented hundreds of machines including the bicycle, and pushed forward the boundaries of science. Cloth, pharmaceuticals and steel all poured out of the factories; the railways spread their iron tracks across the countryside. In amongst all the hard work and the sound of factories could be heard the music. Victorian music had to be popular to survive, although this did not hinder great diversity in the forms it took. From polkas and waltzes at the beginning of Queen Victoria’s reign, the reintroduction of Christmas Carols through the influence of her German husband Prince Albert, the start of music hall in the 1850s and the operettas of Gilbert and Sullivan, through the invention of the gramophone in the 1877. Victorian Britain was most definitely the ‘Empire of the Song’. Hardcover: 128 pages Language: English Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 8.3 inches Includes CD with songs by Gilbert & Sullivan, Humperdinck, Mendelssohn etc. A great gift for anyone who is interested in music or history!

Show your contempt for the greedy banks and save some pennies for a rainy day by stashing your change in this ‘Bum Bank’. This cheeky money bank makes a rude farting noise every time you drop a coin in, accurately emulating the feeling of paying money into a real bank.Product details: • Money bank• Makes farting noise when coins drop in• Requires 3x AA batteries (not included)

These cool Mock U Rappers Cheeky Monkeys speak no evil. They rap it! The 3 wise monkeys will repeat anything you say to them in rap format.The cool rappers will ape your voice in a cheeky, mocking way, each monkey singing in chorus with the others. These three hilarious Hip Hoppers actually record your voice and synthesize it to create a new sound. Suitable for young and old, these cheeky monkeys are guaranteed to have your friends, family and even your co-workers bursting out with laughter. Record a quick 3 seconds message, then hear it played back in crazy rap fashion Enjoy the crazy voices of monkeys in shades, with their mouths flapping away in a funny rhythmic, stuttering chant. 7" tall Age: 3+ Batteries: 3 x AAA (included

WHAT IS YOUR FUTURE? Gaze into Zoltar’s crystal ball and let him predict your future… Ask this desk top fortune teller anything, but be prepared for the truth. Place your finger in the hole and press down on the sensor. Zoltar will analyse your aura and impart his wisdom. With flashing lights and eerie music. If you're ready to take a risk and hear your future, get your very own Zoltar Fortune Teller now. A must have for serious decision makers!

These funky Mock U Rappers Farm Animals will repeat anything you say to them in silly rap chant. Say the name of your sweetheart, your the first few words of your favourite Shakespeare sonet or leave a message for your spouse and hear it sung back to you by the funny voices of a stupid cow, a foolish pig and a crazy horse in full three part rap harmony and beat. The laugh-out-loud-goofy rappers will modify your voice in a cheeky, mocking way, each funny animal singing in chorus with the others. These cool masters of melody record your voice and synthesize it to create a goofy new sound. Suitable for young and old, this trio of highly entertaining farm animals is guaranteed to have your family, friends, neighbors and co-workers bursting with laughter. Mock U Rappers Funky Farm Animals is a one of a kind gift for the man, woman or child who has everything! Record a short 3 sec. message and hear it played back in funny rap fashion Enjoy the crazy voices of 3 amusing farm animals, with their mouths moving along with the funny rhythmic, stuttering chant. 7" tall Age: 3+ Batteries: 3 x AAA (included)